Z Patch

What is Z Patch?

Avoiding the office d-bag when he asks you to go out to smoke

Hey Brian, tryin to go down for a smoke?

uuhmmm? no, i'm trying to quit...got my z patch on

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Jasdouche

1. A type of douche that is used to clean areas that are partically encrusted and ordourous on the body. The jasdouche is long with a scrap..

Elephant Mans Hat

1. a vagina thats been well used enough to fit the late john merricks swede in i smashed some dirt the other night and she had a gash like..

Vaggie Voucher

1. A written or a verbal aggreement for sex because the females twat is bleeding therefore sex is out of the question. The voucher is redee..

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