Zach Humphrey

What is Zach Humphrey?

A male (usually white) who is wanted by ladies, so he can make sweet, hot, passionate sex at them.

man, i wish I was a zach humphrey

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Gizz Salad

1. When a man pulls out of a woman during sex just before he cums and subsequently spills his unborn babiesall over her hairy snatch. Man:..

Split Rose

1. A vagina. Damn, I hope she gives me a split rose for Valentine's Day. You faggots go ahead, I wanna stop and smell the split rose..

Incestable

1. A blood relative with enough beauty to warrant serious contemplation of sexual relations. I haven't seen my cousin Jessica since w..

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