Zachary Vance Hlavac Edit Meaning

1. The drunken art of fondling the old lady's fluff after coming home steaming. "Gibbo was so drunk last night all he could do w..

1. To shit oneself while shopping at Wal-Mart Sorry honey, we gotta hit the road... I just shmarted all over the kid playing Playstation ..

1. A white girl who has chosen not to have sex. She is tight and white. Hence, tighty-whitey. Eli: That chick wouldn't let me fuck he..