Zaffoness Edit Meaning

1. July 17 - the date shown on the iCal icon all year round. When it finally comes around, Apple geeks around the world celebrate by wearin..

1. Formerly married women who put out early in a relationship, or evening. I love hors d'ivorce. I didn't even have to buy dinn..

1. An uncircumcised and slightly creepy penis. Often seen in questionable European web porn. AKA "Torpedo Cock." "I was wit..