Zaftig

What is Zaftig?


1.

Deliciously plump, or carrying your extra weight very well.

Me- all the guys dig my big hips, my succulent boobs and my juicy Avalanche behind! They freak out every time I say I'm going on a diet...

2.

(Yiddish) Plump and juicy, from German "saftig" meaning "juicy".

He's got a new zaftigah girlfriend.

3.

buxom; a woman with a well-developed figure

She was a zaftig, dewy-eyed lass.

4.

A word of Yiddish origin used to describe a chubby girl, but in a very good way. However, a word of caution: even though it's a kindhearted word, and a euphemism for fat, your wife/girlfriend probably won't feel the same way. She might, but if you call her zaftig, you're more than likely to get a black eye or have to stand outside the bathroom with tissues, depending on the kind of girl she is.

Alternate spelling: zoftig

The following is a conversation between a young Scottish couple who's just started dating:

"Does this kilt make me look fat?"

"No...no...it makes you look...zaftig! I think you look very sexy, old girl."

Good ending:

"Thanks, boy. Let's go to the cricket club now."

Bad ending:

"You think I'm fat! You're mean! I hate you! Get away! Our date tonight is OFF!"

See fat, cankle, chubby, chubs, zaftig, zoftig, yiddish, podgy

5.

synonym for fat, chunky, beefish, large, plump, etc., often used in personal ads.

single zaftig looking for fun or just tacos


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