Zaids

What is Zaids?


1.

A type of modern day spreading disease in which, when the victims are infected become what are commonly known as 'emos' or 'scene kids'.

There are many symptons, but the most primary are;

-Long hair, but with a fringe.

-Intense annoyance

-Using the phrase 'suck out'

-A wacked out taste in fasion, often trying to touch into the 80s to try be 'cool'.

-Unhealthy obesession with 'myspace'.

-Taste of 'emo' music.

The origins of the term are unknown, but is widely used by the 'non scene', especially 'metalheads'.

1. Oh no! He's caught the Zaids!

2. 'Llow that shit bruv, all those gashes got Zaids bruv'.

See zaid, zaids, emo, scene, scene kid

2.

Zombie Aids.

Similar to the unfortunate disease, Acquired Immuno-Diffiency Syndrome, however it comes from Zombies. Which sucks.

Guy 1: So I was walking, man, and this zombie came up and totally just decked the crap out of me. I woke up in the hospital and heard I got ZAIDS.

Guy 2: That's so not sexcellent, man.

See aids, zombies, disease, blood


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