Zak Edit Meaning

1.

(zak) n. 1. One who is admired for his skills with skateboarding, women, art, etc. 2. Plastic chair. 3. A notorious teenager from the early twenty-first century known for his delightful humor and good looks. 4. Scholar of Zakology.

-zak adj.

In the end, everyone finally realized that he was a true zak.

2.

1)One who is always saying jokes at the wrong time.

2) one who is owned by his world history teacher on a daily basis.

1)Whoah, did you hear that joke that Zak told? it was so stupid!

2) Wow did you hear about that Zak kid? I hear he got owned by his history teacher today!

See gay, may, pear, insipid, loser

3.

1. The Lizard King of this generation. Many believe that the soul of Jim Morrisonwas flying around, as a child is like a flower with its head floating in the breeze, and he jumped into Zak's brain.. and he's still in there.

2. Loves his girl, Jamie. Also known as Queen of the Highway. They'll be together forever. They're Cosmic Mates.

"I am the Lizard King, I can do anything!"

*Zak shouts from the top of his car*

See jim morrison, 27

4.

A Dutch word, meaning 'bag', 'balls' and 'idiot'.

He's a real bag! > Hij is een echte zak!

I've got an itchy bag. > Ik heb jeuk aan m'n zak.

See balls, sack, scrotum, idiot, cunt

5.

1. To lie outright, compulsively.

2. To mess up really bad.

1. Are you Zaking me?

2. Oh shit, I just pulled a Zak.

See zak, liar, zack, zach, zachary, fuck up, deadbeat

6.

1. To search for romance exclusively on the Internet.

I'm gonna go Zak me a date.

See zak, romance, dating, love

7.

Someone of really low intelligence, usually they resort to illegal drugs so they can forget their meaningless life

"dude quit being so zak, it makes you look bad

See ugly, stupid, slutty, dumb, cut up