What is Zak?
1.
(zak) n. 1. One who is admired for his skills with skateboarding, women, art, etc. 2. Plastic chair. 3. A notorious teenager from the early twenty-first century known for his delightful humor and good looks. 4. Scholar of Zakology.
-zak adj.
In the end, everyone finally realized that he was a true zak.
2.
1)One who is always saying jokes at the wrong time.
2) one who is owned by his world history teacher on a daily basis.
1)Whoah, did you hear that joke that Zak told? it was so stupid!
2) Wow did you hear about that Zak kid? I hear he got owned by his history teacher today!
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3.
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2. Loves his girl,
"I am the Lizard King, I can do anything!"
*Zak shouts from the top of his car*
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4.
A Dutch word, meaning 'bag', 'balls' and 'idiot'.
He's a real bag! > Hij is een echte zak!
I've got an itchy bag. > Ik heb jeuk aan m'n zak.
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5.
1. To lie outright, compulsively.
2. To mess up really bad.
1. Are you Zaking me?
2. Oh shit, I just pulled a Zak.
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6.
1. To search for romance exclusively on the Internet.
I'm gonna go Zak me a date.
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7.
Someone of really low intelligence, usually they resort to illegal drugs so they can forget their meaningless life
"dude quit being so zak, it makes you look bad
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