What is Zalk?
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to be charged excessive legal fees by an attorney with absolutely no improvement in the outcome of your legal case
"If you need a divorce lawyer in NYC, shop around for a good, ethical one: don't get Zalked."
"Paris Hilton really got Zalked after being jailed for a .08 BAC DUI."
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