What is Zalk?
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to be charged excessive legal fees by an attorney with absolutely no improvement in the outcome of your legal case
"If you need a divorce lawyer in NYC, shop around for a good, ethical one: don't get Zalked."
"Paris Hilton really got Zalked after being jailed for a .08 BAC DUI."
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A very, very stupid person
Lou. Lou!!! Noooooooo!!!!!! You imbecilic fuckpot! You turned the juice on again and now Ken got fried!!!!..
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Small, chunky brown object which is projectiled from one's anus and usually followed by methane releasal and yet another turd nugge..