Zalk

What is Zalk?

to be charged excessive legal fees by an attorney with absolutely no improvement in the outcome of your legal case

"If you need a divorce lawyer in NYC, shop around for a good, ethical one: don't get Zalked."

"Paris Hilton really got Zalked after being jailed for a .08 BAC DUI."

See lawyer, law, legal, swindle, bilk, defraud

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