Zaloom Edit Meaning

1. When you remove a girl’s glass eye and thrust your penis in and out of her eye socket. I monocled her last night I want to stab my gir..

1. Acronym for "Oh My Gosh" with the original OMG typo "ZOMG" ZOMGosh is to OMGosh what ZOMG is to OMG See zomg, oh m..

1. The ability to have your way with as many pillows as possible when your significant other isnt there Man when my girlfriend isnt here, ..