Zaloom Edit Meaning

1. Saving and holding in all your flatulents of the week and not wiping your crack all week dump after dump after dump. Then at the end of..

1. When you tie someone down, skeet their eyes shut, and repeatedly hit them with a shovel. It is optional to also scream " Who's..

1. amazing, ambitious, gorgeous, sweet, independent, crazy, fun. "i met a jackelyn last night and i can't stop thinking about he..