Zalpz Edit Meaning

1. A "Crimson Mushroom" is given to an unsuspecting person by removing one's flaccid penis from one's trousers and slap..

1. A person of the opposite sex who is not attractive, but you would have sex with. She's a moped: She'd be fun to ride, but I w..

1. An overnight houseguest who arrives expecting free food, drinks, and a clean bed, but leaves a trail of empty beer cans and other messes..