Zambizi Swamp-donkey

What is Zambizi Swamp-donkey?


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The ugliest of uglies... the beast of all beasts...

The Zambezi swamp donkey is found throughout society paining our eyes with their extreme need for facial reonstructive surgery.

They are the proverbial person who fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.... then climbed back up for another go.

See also Hippocrocodillaped

AHHHHHHHH!!!!! Man, that girl's a right Zambizi Swamp-Donkey... I need eye bleach STAT!

See hippocrocodillaped, ugly, minger


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