Zamboner Ride

What is Zamboner Ride?


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Having a girl sit on your lap while you do laps on the Zamboni. Can also include sex on the Zamboni.

Hey baby, why don't you stop by the rink later on and I'll give you a Zamboner Ride.

See zamboner, zamboni, hockey, lap dance, boner, erection


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