Zaming Edit Meaning

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To make a blog entry or post that is simultaneously mysterious and utterly mundane. It must be both melodramatic and vague, even though it's probably about something totally simple, such as a girl finding herself attracted to a boy.

It should also be availible to the widest possible audience, in the hope that someone will give a flying fuck.

Oh, woe is me, for I find myself in a terrible situation. You can never know what it means, what it meant, to be there on that day.

I miss you so much.