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Super faded.
After we took that last shot i was "david after dentist" drunk.
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The sexual act of taking a dump into a mans open butthole and churning it up with an egg beater. The resulting poo will reflect that of ..
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A nonexistent girlfriend (not that internet service schtick). I have one of these. The pros far outway the cons. No dates to remember..