Zans Edit Meaning

1. A gentlemens erect penis. "Impale yourself on my love shaft Veronica" See shaft, wallaper, hardman, attention..

1. A hagel is a ham bagel. There is subtle irony in this. Me: Duuudddeeee, I'm fuggin starving. Drk: You should have ate that hagel...

1. No more than ten years from now. Wow, this place looks like it's from the not-too-distant future! See not, too, distant, future, ..