Zaphtats

What is Zaphtats?

When a male's testicles are so large that he defecates on them.

"Damn it, i shit on my balls again...i hate having the zaphtats!"

See shamtats, ball sack, shit, tree, weed

Bake A Ham

1. to bake a ham is to take a shit, one of the big hard ones that plop when it hits the water! pardon me, folks, i gots ta go bake a ham! ..

Northern

1. In the United Kingdom, North of Birmingham. It's where the greatest people on Earth live. Great northern people include Geoffrey B..

Bongart

1. Someone who holds there head at a 30 degree angle, who loves tubesocks and shorts and says the words "Fack" and "Hoagie&q..

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