Zaphtats

What is Zaphtats?

When a male's testicles are so large that he defecates on them.

"Damn it, i shit on my balls again...i hate having the zaphtats!"

See shamtats, ball sack, shit, tree, weed

Dark Water

1. A movie so shitty that its name has become an adjective meaning the worst possible kind of something. Compaq is the Dark Water of compu..

Lady Shirt Cocker

1. Just like a shirt cocker, but a lady! She was the Lady Shirt Cocker at our Burning Man camp. See shirt cocker, vajayjay, bum..

2pak

1. Extreme newbie0r. Thinks his spare video cards are "1337" Trys hard with his server computers that have no purpose. Likes t..

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