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Special mittens designed to make sheep shagging easy. They just cant get away...
Bruce: "Fetch me my velcro mittens im feeling ran..
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when you follow through after a vigorous fart
'Oh Christ, just did a Tarky Toucher in my Undies'
See Beardo..
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Verb: to be completely screwed by a videogame. Usually happens when the computer pulls some bullshit on you so they can win, or when y..