What is Zarf?


those little cardboard thingies they put around your cup of coffee at starbucks. they call it a cup-sleeve, but it actually is called a zarf.

hey bob, my coffees too hot. throw me another zarf!

See zephyr


A cruel chalicelike holder for a hot coffee cup.


A cupholder on a submarine. Can be found riveted to any vertical piece of sheetmetal

I got this new coffee mug, and its still zarfable!

See zarf, cupholder, sub, submarine, coffee


To zarf something means to misrepresent or misunderstand something in a huge, embarrassing way. It's a neologism created by writer/performer M. C. Brennan, in affectionate reference to the character of Zarf on "All My Children". The antonym of grok.

Dude, when I said I liked metal, I meant Metallica, not Stryper. You totally Zarfed me.

See zarf, understand, grok


Zarf is a term for an authorized hacking assault on a computer system, for purposes of testing the sytem defences. The useage is military and government. The term zarf was recently declassified, but not defined, by the American military.

The CIA autorized a zarf of the Pentagon invoicing system.


(noun) lovable, multilingual nerd with great potential once he overcomes his shyness; and one who does not know what is coming to him during the Ides of March

Under Zarf's intimidating shell of knowledge and lingual capabilities is a soft and caring boy that we all love.


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