Zarnke

What is Zarnke?

A penis that stands straight up looking sort of like a flag pole but nowhere near the size.

Dude this hot chick walked by me today and I totally got a Zarnke!

See small penis, fag, queer, douche

Fucked Up Like A Football Bat

1. Adjective. A phrase used to describe some one who is really screwed up personally and mentally. John is "fucked up like a football..

Debit

1. A non-committal acknowledgment of another's opinion or comment. Man 1 - "That chick has got it goin' on!" Man 2 - ..

If-ted

1. A person having the potential to be giftedif they'd only pull their head out of their ass. "Yeah, that Sinjaya is a pretty mo..

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