Zarnke

What is Zarnke?

A penis that stands straight up looking sort of like a flag pole but nowhere near the size.

Dude this hot chick walked by me today and I totally got a Zarnke!

See small penis, fag, queer, douche

Jerkin' The Gherkin

1. Verb. To masturbate. Especially refers to male masturbation. See also spanking the monkey. Mike said he sprained his wrist by playin..

2 Hander

1. when a guy's dick is so long that when he's hard he can grab it with both hands and the head sticks out of the top of your han..

Vince Lombardi

1. When you stretch the skin of your scrotum over a girls chin. Similar to the old worn chinstrap on those old leather football helmets Wh..

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