Zarnke

What is Zarnke?

A penis that stands straight up looking sort of like a flag pole but nowhere near the size.

Dude this hot chick walked by me today and I totally got a Zarnke!

See small penis, fag, queer, douche

<@:)

1. clown hat, curly hair, smiley face. used by eric cartman in the NAMBLA episode of south park when he is talking to men on the internet...

Seamripper

1. Slang for an extremely large penis, especially when referring to anal sex. You don't have to worry about losing your ass virginity..

'sfine

1. Contraction of "it's fine," a la "'sokay" for "it's okay." "Sorry about that..."..

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