Zausum Edit Meaning

1. Someone who will never ever, under any circumstances, get laid. If they attempt to hire a prostitute, they will get slapped by said pro..

1. The feeling ones get from ingesting a decent amount of pain killers. A Utah term. "Damn, that Oxy80 got me fuckin painered out. Or..

1. A euphamism for someone who is masturbating. Every night when I think about Heidi Klum I make the beast with one arm...