What is Zcp?
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ZCP, for "Zero Contact Policy". The policy you put into effect when someone you have had a relationship won't stop contacting you after a breakup, and continues to use your own feelings of empathy to keep you from disentangling yourself from their melodramatic self-absorbed, miserable lives.
"Yeah, I tried to get away from him but he kept guilting me into seeing him, so I had to put him on the ZCP"
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A euphemism for male masturbation. Comes from the way that U.S. Navy Seals swim out of nuclear submarines and onto enemy shores.
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