What is Zealey Reality?
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Being in a state of psychosis where you believe everything is alright, going to be alright, always has been alright. A kind of self-delusion or denial of problems that are staring one in the face.
"I can't talk to him right now... he's in Zealey Reality"
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Random Words:
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to instanly jizz at the sight, taste, feel, etc of something.
Damn, I saw that chick and I insta-jizzed...