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When you sit on your hand for half an hour, to make it numb. Then jerk off with it, so it feels like somebody else.
Person 1: Man, I br..
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While engaging in vaginal sex, you pull out your dick and procede to stick it in her ass and then back to the vagina. This is repeated ..
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the spam javelin of one who likes to nail commoners
'you think that's impressive? you should see my slag hammer'
See po..