Zeed

What is Zeed?

1.

Totally asleep. From 'ZZZZzzzzzz'

I was totally zeed when you called.

See lysol

2.

Screwed; Put in a bad place; A horrible situation.

Fuck, here comes the asshole who orders mad LB's of shit, and Paul just left the counter.

"I got fuckin Zeed bro!"

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