What is Zeej?
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Giving a zombie a blow job. Instead of spitting out a wad of cum at the end, the giver usually has to spit out the zombie's dick because it has fallen off. Only a really dumb ass would give a zeej. Note that the reverse of this scenario is really just a zombie that probably doesn't have any teeth trying to gnaw on a dick.
Have you seen Left 4 Head? Zeejs everywhere!
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The female (lesbian usually) equivalent of cock blocking.
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To sign your name, using your penis as a pen, and feces as ink.
I took it out of her ass and signed my John Shitcock on her back.
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