What is Zeej?
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Giving a zombie a blow job. Instead of spitting out a wad of cum at the end, the giver usually has to spit out the zombie's dick because it has fallen off. Only a really dumb ass would give a zeej. Note that the reverse of this scenario is really just a zombie that probably doesn't have any teeth trying to gnaw on a dick.
Have you seen Left 4 Head? Zeejs everywhere!
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A pre-emptive piss taken prior to entering a situation where you may not be able to go to the bathroom (e.g. a meeting, road trip, conce..
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a person with a lot of zits on his/her face. normally they are hmong men named randy that are scared.
zit bitchass: yo i need more pimp..
