Zef

What is Zef?


1.

It doesn't mean anything. It can mean anything that your imagination can concieve.

Hey, look, a giant zef!

Well, zef me good!

Zef - tastic!

Zef - o - matic!!

2.

A geek or uncool person. Someone straightlaced and boring.

A word which originates from Erskine, Scotland. There are different levels of zef. For example, a zef is quite uncool but if you are really, really uncool then you might be called a queen zef or king zef. The highest level of zef is a superqueen or superking.

Hey check him with the hi-tec trainers on, he's a total zef!

See geek, uncool, straight laced, erskine

3.

An abreviation for a gentle gust of air or wind. Original word Zephyr. Often abreviated when used to describe flatulence.

Hey, Dude... stand downwind of his zef!

See A


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