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a celebratory handjob from your spouse as a reward for an expensive gift.
man! the other night helen gave me a happy handerson for thos..
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A salty penis or phallic expression.
After rushing to zip my fly when my mother walked in on me masturbating to Bea Arthur's bulbo..
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a biography of one's mother-in-law
That's my mother-in-law. I can tell you her whole nagiography.
See nag, mother-in-law, ha..