Zelanie Edit Meaning

1. To take a massive shit, so big that when it hits the toilet water it makes a huge kerplunk! Man, i gotta launch a torpedo like no other..

1. Interjection, usually followed by an "unbelievable" event Drunk brother: Man alive, did I have to shit! Me: Congratulations...

1. A piece of fecal matter that, when entering the latrine, sinks down and then floats back up, as like a zombie rising from the dead. Aww..