Zelch

What is Zelch?

A penis that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks.

When Stu first saw Farrah Fawcett's poster, he grew a zelch.

I was awakened in the middle of the night by a painful Zelch

See zelch, boner, hard, painful

Koching

1. When u r jus chillin around your yard. Tanisha: Wat you up to J: jus koching, dya wanna go out Tanisha: Yea cuz i am jus koching too ..

1. Ignore previous entry, it's the best smilie around. Normal guy 1: "OMGOMGOGM I JSUT WON A GMAE IN WC3!!!11oneone" Norma..

Juh Riz Um

1. amazing, awesome, like a god 1. yo b, I beez playin b-ball today juh riz um 2. yo dawg dat ho be juh riz um! I da pimp yo!..

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