Zelch

What is Zelch?

A penis that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks.

When Stu first saw Farrah Fawcett's poster, he grew a zelch.

I was awakened in the middle of the night by a painful Zelch

See zelch, boner, hard, painful

Rtrd

1. Roger That Rubber Ducky IM conversation: person1:so are you going to the concert tonight? person2:rtrd See roger, yes, roger that, r..

Emo Poetry

1. Emo poetry is uslually written with pain. When the emo girl/boy expirences something they dont like to talk about or it just hurts to m..

Tuchuslecker

1. ass-licker, brown noser. Wow, look at Bobby talking to Mr. Smith. He sure is a tuchuslecker. See suck up, brown noser, ass licker, tus..

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