Zelch

What is Zelch?

A penis that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks.

When Stu first saw Farrah Fawcett's poster, he grew a zelch.

I was awakened in the middle of the night by a painful Zelch

See zelch, boner, hard, painful

Friday Night Special

1. Refers to what the former New Jersey Gov. Jim McGreevey, his wife and a page called their orgies. The "intense" escapades, he..

///trash

1. yo yo illest rizza on tha planet ///TRASH got mad skrilla..

Anal Sideburns

1. Thick patches of hair on either side of the cornhole. I didn't take offense to her anal sideburns. Even though her ass looked like..

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