Zelch

What is Zelch?

A penis that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks.

When Stu first saw Farrah Fawcett's poster, he grew a zelch.

I was awakened in the middle of the night by a painful Zelch

See zelch, boner, hard, painful

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Curex

1. Term for current spouse during process of divorce. "My curex is bagging on me yet again!"..

Ejaculata

1. to spunt, to shoot like the mahfah' 4th of July lots of liquidnutz. Aw fuck - dat bitch make me ejaculata...

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