Zelch

What is Zelch?

A penis that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks.

When Stu first saw Farrah Fawcett's poster, he grew a zelch.

I was awakened in the middle of the night by a painful Zelch

See zelch, boner, hard, painful

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Pimp's Breakfast

1. A dro joint and a cup of coffee. Let's start the morning off with a pimp's breakfast, and then hit the festival. See whore&a..

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