Zelch

What is Zelch?

A penis that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks.

When Stu first saw Farrah Fawcett's poster, he grew a zelch.

I was awakened in the middle of the night by a painful Zelch

See zelch, boner, hard, painful

Cuzzler

1. a cum guzzler (i.e., a whorish dame, a gay man, your mom, etc. Man, you remember that girl Sally? She was a real cuzzler, yo. See cum,..

Skinkler

1. The spray nozzle above your head used to put out fires. I am performing maintenance on the skinkler system today. See plumbing, pipes,..

Take It Off The Boil

1. To use when telling someone to calm down John- I am so angry I think I'm going to explode! Steve- Take it off the boil mate, it&a..

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