Zelch

What is Zelch?

A penis that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks.

When Stu first saw Farrah Fawcett's poster, he grew a zelch.

I was awakened in the middle of the night by a painful Zelch

See zelch, boner, hard, painful

Verbal Vomit

1. When any ones mouth runs like diarrhea with useless crap. Just listen to G.W.Bush verbal vomit @ next available opportunity. See bush,..

On The Other Side

1. 1) Very drunk, almost to the point of being tore down. This saying likely originated in Jamaica. 2) Homosexual. Sid: "Aye mon,..

Crank That George Bush

1. when your with a girl and you go in bass ackwards and refuse to pull out. then you ejaculate all over her face too (optional) yo i was ..

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