Zelch

What is Zelch?

A penis that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks.

When Stu first saw Farrah Fawcett's poster, he grew a zelch.

I was awakened in the middle of the night by a painful Zelch

See zelch, boner, hard, painful

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Vanderbosch

1. Knowing that you're better then everyone else. You might be smart, but I'm a Vanderbosch, so that makes me a lot smarter then..

Rusty Poptart

1. Done while engaging in sexual activities. You take a shit on a Poptart and make your partner eat it. Damn, Jake just ate a rusty popta..

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