Zelch

What is Zelch?

A penis that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks.

When Stu first saw Farrah Fawcett's poster, he grew a zelch.

I was awakened in the middle of the night by a painful Zelch

See zelch, boner, hard, painful

Sonz

1. Becoming a man-whore to make some extra money. The term originated on Anandtech Forums, where sonz70 became a male escort (and more) for..

Delz

1. a man that has sex with women who have a boyfriend or a husband and never gets caught James Bond is a delz because he only sleeps with ..

Boloxed

1. To be fucked, twated, cunted etc I went out and got totally boloxed last night See Timmeh..

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