Zelch

What is Zelch?

A penis that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks.

When Stu first saw Farrah Fawcett's poster, he grew a zelch.

I was awakened in the middle of the night by a painful Zelch

See zelch, boner, hard, painful

Ill Show You

1. Extreme insult to ANYONE! =0 sooo are you gonna go see some penguins at the zoo today? -ill show you penguins-..

Bushed-up

1. Worse than fucked up and screwed up. To find a way to take something that is broken and make it worse. To handle a situation in the ma..

Raped No Vaseline

1. 1. A form of saying that someone got owned or beaten EXTREMELY bad. 2. Ownage without the vaseline to help ease the pain. 3. When so..

Zelch Edit Meaning