Zelch

What is Zelch?

A penis that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks.

When Stu first saw Farrah Fawcett's poster, he grew a zelch.

I was awakened in the middle of the night by a painful Zelch

See zelch, boner, hard, painful

Zwog

1. To eat whatever you find under and between the keys on your keyboard. Man, I dare you to Zwog. I was so hungry i had to Zwog last nigh..

Jean Cretiened

1. While eating Sunflower seeds or similar, you drop your mouth as though you just had a stroke and spit the seeds out the side of your mou..

Hateable

1. someone or something that can be hated. hating, hater. Kellyann is not hateable. See hate, able, hating, dislike, hater 2. adj: som..

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