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1. An idiot-generally something worthless. He's a right stumer! See numpty, gomeral, gom, eejit..

1. One who explores another person's anus, with fingers, penis, or other instrument with such enthusiasm as if they were rummaging aro..

1. A fork made of ant bones. It is only made in Lapland. I bought these krzablms for you, so you could eat walrus easier...