What is Zelick?
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Zelick: Noun
1. A personal whom particularly enjoys rimming ass.
2. A whore who, being male, specializes in rim jobs.
Zelick: Adjective
1. A complete moron who has traits strongly resembling a nigger, although white.
2. Used to describe someone who often forgets how to use a watch or lacks a sense of time, also having issue operating anything more advanced than a microwave.
Note: This can be used synonymously with retard or moron.
Omfg dude why are you such a zelick you fucking reeming faggot bitch!
or
Dude that guy is a total zelick i saw him rimming another dude last night in the bar totally sick man.
Less often used
Zelick you faggot clock out retard.
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