Zeliha

What is Zeliha?


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A Zeliha is a girl who is obsessed with herself at times. When you are a Zeliha you do the following..

-Use the bathroom as a phonebooth.

-Drive a Mercedes.

-Stalk her Loved one.

-Wear tight pants that don't fit.

-Make her sisters lives torture.

-Have a stick up your "rear end".

-And trying to use the term "Durka Durka Muhammed Ghad". , but end up ruining it.

So, if you insist on being a "Zeliha" do the following and you are on your way to total and complete success.

Zeliha is calling him for the 1,654 th time today.

Zeliha's phonebooth is busy at the moment.

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