Zellers Edit Meaning

1.

Canada's bootleg version of Wal-Mart, only trashier.

Wal-mart is closed today, so I guess I'll have to go to Zellers.

See wal-mart, white trash, dirty, gross, canadian, k-mart

2.

When there is a clear choice in doing something a proper way, but for some unknown reason you are doing it another way. A way that will take 3x more effort, 3x the time, and cause 3x more problems down the road.

Man #1 "Man I had to write a report. I could have used a computer but instead i wrote it all out."

Man#2 "Wow you Zellers'd that!"

Man#1 "Yeah i got my car fixed. Went to Canadian Tire to get it done."

Man #2 "Wow you Zellers'd that!"

See zellers, half assed, slow, stupid, ignorant, sex, poo

3.

Another word for the zipper on pants.

Person1: *Psst* zellers is open.

Person2: What?

Person1: YOUR FLY'S OPEN.

Person2: Oops

See fly, zipper, snake, cat