Zellie

What is Zellie?


1.

A true god among men. He so strong and powerful he has the power to draw stuff on notecards.

"Zellie bougth Halo 3 without an Xbox 360"

"tom hanks"

"Mail"

"Peanut Butter Zellie Time"

See zellie, mail

2.

A homosexual sailor man with a miniscule schlong. He firmly believes in chicks before dicks, and he is the biggest fan of Destiny Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers.

Zellie: Hi, my name's Zellie

Girl: Oh that sucks

See zach, jonas, elliot, zellie, cyrus


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