What is Zellie?
1.
A true god among men. He so strong and powerful he has the power to draw stuff on notecards.
"Zellie bougth Halo 3 without an Xbox 360"
"tom hanks"
"Mail"
"Peanut Butter Zellie Time"
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2.
A homosexual sailor man with a miniscule schlong. He firmly believes in chicks before dicks, and he is the biggest fan of Destiny Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers.
Zellie: Hi, my name's Zellie
Girl: Oh that sucks
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