Zelling

What is Zelling?

The act of extorting a girl into giving you oral sex.

Brendan: Dude I totally was zelling last night. I zelled two chicks by threatening to leave them at the lake.

Joe: NICE!

See rape, date rape, asshole, dick, extortion

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