What is Zelm?
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zelm is a force of nature that farts on people unmercilessly. To be a zelm, you must have controllable flatulence at all time, and huge balls to assist with the wafting of said odor
i talked shit and got zelm'd, i think it went into my mouth
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A band/person/group whos music is so annoying that you would only get it as a ring tone to be as annoying as possible. (i.e. My Humps)
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asking someone politly what did they say without childish swearing.
hard nut 1: i pounded ur mum last night
hard nut 2: You say whaa!!..