Zelophile

What is Zelophile?

1.

Person sexually aroused by their own or their partner's jealousy.

girl: "OMG WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO HER AND NOT ME I FUCKING HATE HER AND HER HAIR THATS BETTER THAN MINE!"

boy: "UHHHHHHHH THAT IS SO SEXY DON'T STOP YOU'RE TURNING ME ON! YEAH! SHE HAS BETTER HAIR THAN YOU!"

girl: "YOU'RE SUCH A ZELOPHILE!"

See jealousy, jealous, phile

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