What is Zen Master?
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A nickname for former Bulls and Laker's coach Phil Jackson, because of his use of Buddist philosophy in basketball.
How did Phil keep all of those punk baby beeyitches together for so long? Because he's the Zen Master.
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One who gives wise advice, based on the skills of greggle. One who has more integrity, honesty and willpower than you. One who will ask for your boobs at any chance.
Holy crap, did you see what the zen master had to say this time?
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one who is selfless and loving
often willing to help and go out of their way
Kaitlin is a total zen master! She helped me carry those boxes around all day, and i didnt even ask her to help..
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The opposite of Phulishguy.
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When a man uses another man's baby batter (cum) and gargles with it making a "ARRRRRGH" sound, similar to a pirate.
When..
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if no1 believes what ur sayin and u decide to just drop it just say its in the bible
Me:hey i fucked her i swear!
Jim:no u didnt stfu!..