What is Zender?
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A synonym for masturbate. Specifically, it is when one gets walked in on when he/she is masturbating.
"God dammit Pete, stop Zendering in my room."
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A God. A ruler. A fucking General.
and then god said: "Let there be Zender."
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The act of farting and simultaneously shaking one's ass slightly side to side onto a partners face while the partner has mouth open..
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WHen you got the sh*ts
'I got the serious dibbledoubles'
'I was up all night with the dibbles'..