What is Zender?
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A synonym for masturbate. Specifically, it is when one gets walked in on when he/she is masturbating.
"God dammit Pete, stop Zendering in my room."
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A God. A ruler. A fucking General.
and then god said: "Let there be Zender."
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Syndicated shock-jock. Enormously irreverent and funny. Frequent use of double entendres, most of which are his own.
See: greaseman
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someone who has an extreme tendency to Queef, often leaving people disgusted or in fits of laughter
insult: OI! Queen LaQueefa! we can ..