What is Zender?
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A synonym for masturbate. Specifically, it is when one gets walked in on when he/she is masturbating.
"God dammit Pete, stop Zendering in my room."
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A God. A ruler. A fucking General.
and then god said: "Let there be Zender."
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someone who is addicted to the internet and who spends countless numbers of hours surfing the net aimlessly.
you : man, I see you onlin..
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Show's disbelief, generally playfully negative.
"I just kissed Justin upon whom we both have a crush!" "You di-int!..