What is Zender?
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A synonym for masturbate. Specifically, it is when one gets walked in on when he/she is masturbating.
"God dammit Pete, stop Zendering in my room."
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A God. A ruler. A fucking General.
and then god said: "Let there be Zender."
Random Words:
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to let loose a fart that is a little juicy; shart
Hurry up and get out of that damn bathroom before I rip a juicy.
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Being outplayed for 95% of a football match by a far superior team, but somehow managing to stay level with them due to a five minute pe..
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When you poopin a plastic bag and leave it under somebody's couch for them to find later.
That idiot made out with my girlfriend, ..