What is Zender?
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A synonym for masturbate. Specifically, it is when one gets walked in on when he/she is masturbating.
"God dammit Pete, stop Zendering in my room."
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A God. A ruler. A fucking General.
and then god said: "Let there be Zender."
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The act of combing a ladies moustache.
'Man, she had one bushy tash, id sure like to hoin her'..
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A female who can successfully bang two best friends at the same time and walk away with a smile. Possibly with room for seconds.
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