What is Zender?
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A synonym for masturbate. Specifically, it is when one gets walked in on when he/she is masturbating.
"God dammit Pete, stop Zendering in my room."
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A God. A ruler. A fucking General.
and then god said: "Let there be Zender."
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The total essence of pwn. Often not used in conversations as people bleed from their genitals.
Man#1: Hey guess what?
Man#2: Hmm?
Man..
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An alternate spelling of the grunnys.
I can't eat cheese. It gives me the grunnies...