Zender

What is Zender?

A synonym for masturbate. Specifically, it is when one gets walked in on when he/she is masturbating.

"God dammit Pete, stop Zendering in my room."

See masturbate, beat off, choking the chicken, jack off, jerkin your gerkin, rub one out, the shocker

A God. A ruler. A fucking General.

and then god said: "Let there be Zender."

Hojogasm

1. An orgasm induced from the words/actions of Hojo/Mr. Excellent/Matthew Lesko/my bitch. "Mr. Excellents speech last night made my g..

Zung

1. The (infrequently-used) past tense of zing; one who has been "zinged" can be said to have been "zung" as well. At t..

Calzowned

1. The proccess of being baked in an oven, and then eaten by a mob of angry Italians. You just got calzowned by that sick person who likes..

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