What is Zender?
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A synonym for masturbate. Specifically, it is when one gets walked in on when he/she is masturbating.
"God dammit Pete, stop Zendering in my room."
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A God. A ruler. A fucking General.
and then god said: "Let there be Zender."
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Where young, shallow dot-com people meet.
There is an argentocafe popping up on every corner!..
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To acquire an incredibly large penis when fully erected, like brumaks do in Gears of War 2.
Gamer Girl: Did you see that guy over there..