Zender

What is Zender?

A synonym for masturbate. Specifically, it is when one gets walked in on when he/she is masturbating.

"God dammit Pete, stop Zendering in my room."

See masturbate, beat off, choking the chicken, jack off, jerkin your gerkin, rub one out, the shocker

A God. A ruler. A fucking General.

and then god said: "Let there be Zender."

The Porn

1. Something good, spectacular. Used in the same fashion as "the shit". "That's the porn, bro!"..

Yagoogalizer

1. NOUN. someone who gives the yagoogaly at a funeral. Derek Zoolander was an excellent yagoogalizer, wasn't he?? See sex, trash, po..

Dirty Gretchen

1. A term to describe the act of having oral sex with a woman who has an active yeast infection. The Dirty Gretchen I had last night left ..

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