What is Zender?
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A synonym for masturbate. Specifically, it is when one gets walked in on when he/she is masturbating.
"God dammit Pete, stop Zendering in my room."
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A God. A ruler. A fucking General.
and then god said: "Let there be Zender."
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to move your penis from one side of your pants to the other
"He's just mad because he needs a cock shift."
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A combination of bare assed and buck naked. Another form is buck ass nekkid. Usually applies to a drunk frat boy types in innocent homo..