Zender

What is Zender?

A synonym for masturbate. Specifically, it is when one gets walked in on when he/she is masturbating.

"God dammit Pete, stop Zendering in my room."

See masturbate, beat off, choking the chicken, jack off, jerkin your gerkin, rub one out, the shocker

A God. A ruler. A fucking General.

and then god said: "Let there be Zender."

I Know Jesus Loves You!

1. Someone making a statement acknowledging your ability to walk away from an over-the-top ridiculously dangerous situation unscathed (or w..

W00t0rz

1. it means the same as w00t but has a better ring to it , good to fill awkward silences trev0r-"wow my couch exploded" brosh- ..

Tater Titties

1. noun: the name for an extremely overweight male's manboobs. Usually screamed in a fit of drunken anger on New Years to a fat man. ..

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