What is Zender?
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A synonym for masturbate. Specifically, it is when one gets walked in on when he/she is masturbating.
"God dammit Pete, stop Zendering in my room."
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A God. A ruler. A fucking General.
and then god said: "Let there be Zender."
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taking a chew of snuff tobacco
After I had sex, I was having a bad craving for tobacco so I decided to toss in a lipper
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a flattering or servile person
a butler
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A brown noser trying to curry favor with the boss.
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the effect free internet porn can have on your computer without proper "virtual protection" like Kasperskyand AVG condoms, giv..