What is Zender?


A synonym for masturbate. Specifically, it is when one gets walked in on when he/she is masturbating.

"God dammit Pete, stop Zendering in my room."

See masturbate, beat off, choking the chicken, jack off, jerkin your gerkin, rub one out, the shocker


A God. A ruler. A fucking General.

and then god said: "Let there be Zender."


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