What is Zender?
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A synonym for masturbate. Specifically, it is when one gets walked in on when he/she is masturbating.
"God dammit Pete, stop Zendering in my room."
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A God. A ruler. A fucking General.
and then god said: "Let there be Zender."
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To have mad, crazy animal sex. Also see spotted owl
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The large flakes of ear wax that collect in an unclean ear.
I don't use ear buds in case the person I share with has ear buggles.
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