Zender

What is Zender?

A synonym for masturbate. Specifically, it is when one gets walked in on when he/she is masturbating.

"God dammit Pete, stop Zendering in my room."

See masturbate, beat off, choking the chicken, jack off, jerkin your gerkin, rub one out, the shocker

A God. A ruler. A fucking General.

and then god said: "Let there be Zender."

Kleptic

1. Version of kleptomaniac, to collect or steal. That scene kid is so kleptic with her mass ammounts of sunglasses and necklaces. See hor..

The Soft Dick

1. The bottom line. The no-nonsense answer to a question. "The soft dick of it is, you WILL get crabs if you sleep with her. It is no..

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1. @$$. This is for when you can't say the actual word. The @ is above the 2. The $s are above 4. Together they spell ass. Someone- ..

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