What is Zender?
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A synonym for masturbate. Specifically, it is when one gets walked in on when he/she is masturbating.
"God dammit Pete, stop Zendering in my room."
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A God. A ruler. A fucking General.
and then god said: "Let there be Zender."
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A homosexual man who pounds ones sphincter until it is so sore one feels that their ass is on fire
Did you see joe and his boyfriend th..
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your so good at giving blow jobs that you make your man's toe curl.
shawnna uses it in her song i was gettin some"i was getti..
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verb; to intentionally mislead someone for humourous purposes
"you totally Kelly Ripa'd me!"
See mislead, humour, scrub..