What is Zender?
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A synonym for masturbate. Specifically, it is when one gets walked in on when he/she is masturbating.
"God dammit Pete, stop Zendering in my room."
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A God. A ruler. A fucking General.
and then god said: "Let there be Zender."
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Word to describe the eyebrows of Eric after they are waxed.
Holy crack, Eric's intimidaters are back!!..
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A method of claiming one's seat when one must leave it for a short amount of time. See also dibs, fives. Obscure Northern Wiscons..