What is Zender?
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A synonym for masturbate. Specifically, it is when one gets walked in on when he/she is masturbating.
"God dammit Pete, stop Zendering in my room."
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A God. A ruler. A fucking General.
and then god said: "Let there be Zender."
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A crazy little man who can spin straw into gold in trade for riches such as *gasp* children. He also has a large temper problem.
to-day..
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A common phrase among the cool-rejects of Middleton, MA. Used during awkward silences and when one has nothing better to say.
Amanda: S..
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In a relationship when someone is talking about cheating.
Girl: Yeah, after you got angry I really thought you would go out and do some..