Zender

What is Zender?

A synonym for masturbate. Specifically, it is when one gets walked in on when he/she is masturbating.

"God dammit Pete, stop Zendering in my room."

See masturbate, beat off, choking the chicken, jack off, jerkin your gerkin, rub one out, the shocker

A God. A ruler. A fucking General.

and then god said: "Let there be Zender."

Offline

1. Commonly misused to mean online, ie from the internet, when, in fact, they mean the exact opposite. I bought my new computer offline. ..

Cum Digger

1. when someone is giving you a blowjob and after ejaculating in there mouth and they swallow it they use there toung to squeeze out the re..

Zactly

1. A sweeter, much more awesome way to say exactly. Friend: "So you only play the guitar to pick up chicks?" Me: "Zactly..

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