Zender

What is Zender?

A synonym for masturbate. Specifically, it is when one gets walked in on when he/she is masturbating.

"God dammit Pete, stop Zendering in my room."

See masturbate, beat off, choking the chicken, jack off, jerkin your gerkin, rub one out, the shocker

A God. A ruler. A fucking General.

and then god said: "Let there be Zender."

Zim-out

1. To grow inexplicably upset, agitated, overwhelmed or flumoxed over a simple matter or a misunderstanding. Occasionally accompanied by ka..

Jack Button

1. The act of ejaculating directly into the navel thus filling the belly button with jape. Only works with an "inny" belly butto..

W2ggw

1. Went to go get water. Used in Instant Messaging. (esp. AIM, MSN, Yahoo, IW) wtggw, so ill brb -or- wtggw.. and solving the h20 crisise!..

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