What is Zender?
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A synonym for masturbate. Specifically, it is when one gets walked in on when he/she is masturbating.
"God dammit Pete, stop Zendering in my room."
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A God. A ruler. A fucking General.
and then god said: "Let there be Zender."
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(n) Former reporter for USA Today; faked a pulitzer-nominated story along with many others. Claimed Bin Laden was using eBay to send sec..
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A person from New Zealand.
Man, New Zealand isn't even a real country. They're just a bunch of Quasi-Aussies.
See kiwi, aus..
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Tucking one's erect member into ones waistband to avoid detection whilst in public.
My date with that really hot girl would have g..
