What is Zender?
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A synonym for masturbate. Specifically, it is when one gets walked in on when he/she is masturbating.
"God dammit Pete, stop Zendering in my room."
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A God. A ruler. A fucking General.
and then god said: "Let there be Zender."
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when some ones shows up unexpectedly
Look what the cat dragged in! (Look who is here)..
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A common remedy for nasal congestion due to the common cold
The opposite of Cologne, worn by men who are determined to NOT get laid.
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