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The penis. Referred to in this fashion for it's serpentine behavior.
Last night I force-fed and gagged Lisa with my zipper snake a..
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Painful male urination brought on by too much recent sex and alcohol.
Oh man, I stood in front of the toilet for 20 minutes trying to g..
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A female who wears clothes that show off her midriff while working with sauces, usually in a restaurant of some sort, thus risking sauce..