What is Zenni Theorem?
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The price of eyeglasses from web-based optics low-baller Zenni Optical is proportionate to the ugliness of the frames. So, cheap glasses tend to be basic and acceptable, while the unattractiveness of the frames rises with the price.
Did you see those 29 dollars glasses. Certainly victims of the Zenni Theorem.
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