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When you do a big shit, but when you look to admire it it has mysteriously vanished. 0_o
I heard the splash, yet it apears to have diss..
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when you get blue balled over skype by a beautiful girl in Connecticut.
Man, that girl was taking her clothes off over webcam, but then..
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when man who is afraid of vaginas, overcomes his fear by roughly fucking one that has been out to sea for exactly 9 years and 63 days. I..