What is Zephyrhills?
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A town an hour northeast of
The talk of the town centered around the Super Walmart. (that went in something around 10 years ago) This lasted for about 5 years, 1 before it went up, 1 while it got built, and 3 years after. The main entertainments for high school students living in Zephyrhills are bowling, mudding, drinking, and going to watch movies.
If a person doesn't manage to get out of Z-hills, as it "affectionately" gets termed, within 5 years of graduation (or heaven forbid goes back) they never leave.
My personal name for this town was Zephyrhell.
Person 1: It's such a nice day outside. Why don't we go take a drive through Zephyrhills?
Person 2: And have to deal with the snowbirds driving 10 under the limit? NO Thank YOU. I'll Stay right here, where it is safe.
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A shitty little town where 15 thousand old people live and dwell. There is nothing to do and it smells like chicken shit.
Zephyrhills smells like chicken shit.
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